Into a dark dream you fall...

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

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an open letter to yahoo

aiclan:

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like

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h0llo:

School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick

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jenthesoprano:

I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed

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bikinimybottom:

last year we read romeo and juliet and the teacher said that romeo and his friends were equivalent to a gang and the girl behind me whispered ‘ima pop a capulet in yo ass’ 

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bepeu:

what i learned in high school

• you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher 
• there is more than one kind of cool
• if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
• not all food is edible
• who cares

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ishimaruu:

if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying

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waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper

(Source: pokec0re, via funny-text-posts)

chickensandwich:

i told the lady at starbucks that my name was p. diddy and she refused to write it on the cup

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nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

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